is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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