How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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