Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
We need to get me chipped asap
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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