omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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