i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
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We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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