where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Randomize
