I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
this will be a night to untag.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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