belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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