Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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