: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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