The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Walk of Shame today included voting.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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