YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Randomize
