We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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