And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
If I die, sorry about rent.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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