He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm at about main and main street
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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