What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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