: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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