so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize
