My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
His nipple licking is glorious
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