Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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