i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Randomize
