Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We're facebook friends in real life
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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