I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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