btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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