If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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