I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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