i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
