He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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