She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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