Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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