I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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