I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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