Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
