Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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