Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
My butt remains clenched, sir.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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