So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
That accounts for only three of the penises
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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