No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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