Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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