ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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