Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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