Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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