What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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