its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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