Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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