What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
