thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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