I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
