Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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