i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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