i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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