I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
420 ftw
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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