I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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