I wish life had little blips of pornography
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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